WEARING: COS SKIRT AND TOP |  MADEWELL QUILTED JACKET | ZARA FLATS

 There's nothing here to muse about here other than the topic of boxy outfits. The super flowy and tenty kind on the top half of your body, where your stomach partially your hips are completely shrouded in a top that any coworker could cheerfully say, "You can be 8-month's pregnant int that outfit!" (True story, real "compliment"). Misguided compliments aside, I'm a big fan of Spongebob Squarepants proportions because I feel like it's selective sexiness, or picking your battles: I choose to show off my legs (which I hardly ever do), and therefore choose to hide everything else behind a cloud of cloth mystery.